January 26th

Aussie Jokes


Add a little spice and a few laughs to your Australia Day celebration this year, by cracking open some of the following rip-snorting Aussie Jokes. Enjoy!


Why did the kangaroo stop drinking coffee?
He got too jumpy!

Why was the marsupial thrown off the building site on his first day?
He wasn't properly koala-fied.

Why did the echidna cross the road?
To prove he wasn’t a chicken!

What's a wallaby’s favourite music genre?
Hip-hop.

Why did the dingo sit in the shade?
To keep from becoming a hot dog!

What do you call a kangaroo crossed with a sheep?
A woolly jumper.

Why are Australian snakes so popular at parties?
They can tell the most hiss-terical jokes!

Why did the platypus break up with the beaver?
She thought he was too mainstream.

What did the Eucalyptus say to the lumberjack?
"I'm falling for you."

What do you call a lazy marsupial?
A pouch potato.

What do you get if you cross a Great White Shark with a USB drive?
A few extra megabites.

How do you compliment an Aussie sheep shearer?
"Wool done!"

What's an Australian ghost's favorite dessert?
Boo-merang pie!

Knock, knock.
Who's there?
Koala.
Koala who?
Koala me crazy, but I think you're awesome!

Why was the Australian fisherman so wise?
He always mullet things over.

What do you get when you play Tug-of-War with a kangaroo?
A pully jumper!

How do Aussie cows communicate long distance?
They post bull-itins.

What's an Aussie's favourite way to learn to play music?
To didgeri-do-it-yourself!

Why do Australians always carry a pencil?
In case they come across a sketchy situation!

Knock, knock.
Who's there?
Aussie.
Aussie who?
Aussie you later, mate!

Still hankering for more? Check out this bonza collection of Australia Day Dad Jokes for even more laughs.